No one ever uses this thing.

Whatchu got?

Always the right amount of pretty.
Always the right amount of sane.

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

Yeah this also goes for when I’m moving stuff around at work and bump into things.

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10 hours ago
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pwnageprincess:

"Right now we have the Executive branch making a claim that it has the right to kill anyone anywhere on earth at any time for secret reasons based on secret evidence in a secret process undertaken by unidentified officials."

'Murica

(Source: sandandglass, via earthisalie)

12 hours ago
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walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

(Source: aquaticwonder, via eyes-of-the-insane)

12 hours ago
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whenever you see a beautiful woman

cherrylolina:

flamingoon:

do not compare yourself to her

she is beautiful

you are beautiful 

you both are two different kinds of beautiful

you can’t compare the sun to the moon

and you shouldn’t

so when you see that woman

you say “god bless her” and “god bless me”

and keep it moving, love.

this is perfect

(Source: babygirlaesthetic, via dirtyflowerchild)

10 hours ago
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runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

Go space otter, go!

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

Go space otter, go!

(Source: jajaneenee, via earthisalie)

12 hours ago
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thirteendevils:

The Haunted Dollhouse~  via http://www.otterine.com

Tiny every day objects make my heart swell. Sooo cute. :3

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12 hours ago
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Anonymous said: Hey beautiful! I was wondering what's your day in a life story? Start to finish :)

dirtyflowerchild:

Day in the life story? Hmmmm… well my days are different every single day because I’m traveling. For the past 4 months I’ve woken up inside my tent to the sound of the birds and wind and the cool breeze hitting my skin with the sun casting shadows on my body. Sometimes I’m naked, sometimes it’s too chilly to even get out of the tent until the sun rises. I like to sleep in for a little bit though and feel my body awaken as the day begins while laying in the tent all comfy cozy with my lover! He’s usually up before I’m up and I catch him staring at me when I finally open my eyes. We make love in the morning occasionally when it rains. We greet the day smoking ganja~ rolling joints, packing bowls, hitting the bong, happily making jokes and watching the smoke dance around us. We make a little fire or use our gas stove to make coffee or tea and eat potatoes in the morning. Every day something new happens or we go to a town we haven’t been to before. Right now I’m back with my partner and our friend with his dog and we’ve been living in our tents in the National Forest of California. We go into town to get food, water, weed, and look for work by flying a sign or just hanging around talking to people in the area! While the sun is high in the sky we all do our own thing at the campsite- I like to go down to the river and meditate and lay in the sun and draw and write in my journal and hoop and sew and read and things like that! I’ll take small naps and wash dishes and make food depending on the day and how much time I have to myself. Sometimes we all have enough money to get some good beer and at the end of the day we sit down together and drink and laugh and enjoy. We’ve been taking showers in the small town close to us thanks to the people who are allowing us to do it for free! We’re waiting until harvest to all collectively get some weed and money possibly to buy a bigger vehicle to then search for land to start a farm on :’) I’m doing a lot if manifesting these days, a lot of meditating and finding ways to creatively express my thoughts and intentions! Usually before I go to bed I do yoga or stretch and smoke a tiny bit and then crawl back into my tent and wait for the sun again! I have good days and bad days but usually I am extremely grateful for every opportunity and every breath and how life is ever flowing. I guess that’s all I can say! It would be easier to explain if I wasn’t constantly traveling and moving but that’s a good description of my life right now :)

This sounds like an absolutely amazing life.
New life goals. :)

12 hours ago
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