No one ever uses this thing.

Whatchu got?

Always the right amount of pretty.
Always the right amount of sane.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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11 hours ago
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please don’t
me when a whole bunch of enemies start attacking me on video games  (via pudingu)

(Source: jeanmarcoing, via daddyfuckedme)

2 days ago
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I will only let you touch me
if your hands are so full of intention that every brush of your palms feels like you writing a novel on my skin.
Azra. T, Braile (via aurelle)

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11 hours ago
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Shark week has totally fucked me.

1 day ago
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Anonymous said: Vulpes attacked me for no reason. I promptly shot him to death.

the-pietriarchy:

I can’t believe that the legion would just be violent like that they’re always so nice

2 days ago
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